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Professor Van Helsing meets The Count! (The one who lives in Sesame Street).

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I'm the man
Who canTake you down make no mistake
I'm the one who won't run from your renowned teeth and cape
Thanks but your fangs do not scare me at all
And don't let them tell you otherwise

Otherwise known as a poor little Dutch Boy
The Netherlands' Naivest flop
A Dutch boy, not a butch boy, who's for the chop

I'm a gent
Who's bent
On good and your demise
I'm the male
Who'll impale
You with my wood to your surprise
I assure you your jaws do not scare me at all
And don't let them tell you otherwise

Otherwise known as a poor little Dutch Boy
Underdeveloped unripe
A Dutch boy, not a butch boy, who's got no bite
I bet you stick your fingers into a dike
Cos that's just the sort of things that Dutch boys like

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from Van Helsing's Music Box - Original Cast Album, released August 4, 2016
Van Helsing - Jed Spittle
Count Von Count - Claire Cogan

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Van Helsing's Music Box Leicester, UK

A silly musical theatre ensemble driven by their insatiable lust for human blood.

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