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Being married to a vampire can be a pain in the neck.

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He's not the man that I married
And he doesn't take me dancing any more
He's not the man that I married
Or romancing on the kitchen floor
He spends his nights nuzzling necks of pretty girls you see
Much younger than little old me

But I'll stand by my vamp
Like a good wife should
I'll raise his offspring
His flesh and blood
He's not the man that I married
But he's the only boy that I'll ever love

He's not the man that I married
And I wish he wouldn't drink so much
And I'm worried 'bout your daddy
And the quantity of A-type blood he does
He spends his nights drinking pints which is an arm-full you see
And he doesn't know the meaning
Of 'drink responsibly'

But I'll stand by my vamp
Like a good wife should
I'll raise his offspring
His flesh and blood
He's not the man that I married
But he's the only boy that I'll ever love

He sleeps all day
And when he wakes he's always hungry
He's pale and frail just like a junky
And then he looks at me as if he wants to have me
And leaves the house and says I drive him batty

But I'll stand by my vamp
Like a good wife should
I'll raise his offspring
His flesh and blood
He's not the man that I married
But he's the only boy that I'll ever love
The only boy that I'll ever love

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from Van Helsing's Music Box - Original Cast Album, released August 4, 2016
Mrs. Dracula - Sophie Tilley

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Van Helsing's Music Box Leicester, UK

A silly musical theatre ensemble driven by their insatiable lust for human blood.

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